Frustrations with Fruit

bad moldy fruit
I have long been frustrated by fruit.  At least 50% of the fruit I purchase ends up in the trash.  Sometimes I forget about it, but most often I am misled to believe that what looks like heaven on the outside turns out to be bitter or rotten on the inside. [I’m sure there’s a metaphor for exterior beauty somewhere in here.]
But seriously, what’s the secret to getting good fruit?  I’ve been told to feel it, smell it, look at the coloring — but short of fondling produce & training to be a fruit whisperer, I just don’t get it.

Even at the most sacred of food meccas, the farmer’s market, I have been betrayed.  “See those lovely strawberries? They’re worth top dollar because they’re from the strawberry capital!”  WRONG!  They’re bitter as hell.

“Oooh, succulent satsumas from my auntie’s yard, they’re always sweet” … Mmmhmm … except for the ones you gave me, which were mouth-puckering tart.  Guess I’ll add some alcohol.

Why can’t all varieties of the same fruit taste the same?  Can’t we clone fruit?  [Oh wait, we already do that…and they’re STILL unpredictable!]

And don’t get me started on all the rules for storing fruit!  So maybe I DID get lucky with those sweet blueberries…what now?  Must I gorge myself on a pint of BBs before they mold in my fridge?

 

The most frustrating fruit of all happens to be my favorite — the avocado.  My palms get sweaty & my heart races when I’m forced to select these healthy fat snacks.  Most often, I make Eric pick them out because he has a better track record.  But this just further demoralizes me because I’m left thinking, what is wrong with me?  Did I somehow miss the domestic cooking gene entirely?

Guess I’ll just stick with bananas — they’ve never let me down.

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Water Fasting Retreats

Siddhayatan Asham Texas
I recently watched a documentary called The Science of Fasting & it really sparked my interest because the film talks about how fasting is being used in Russia, Germany, the UK & the US as a treatment option for cancer, rheumatoid arthritis, high cholesterol & more.  Fasting is one of the oldest medical treatments in history & appears in nearly every major religion & culture around the world.  Sounds like a pretty good resume to me.
While I’m not yet sold on it as a way to heal my RA, I am convinced of its health benefits.  I’m not ready to “take the plunge” but I have been researching potential places in case I ever do decide to try it.  Water fasting or a very light juice/broth fasting is what I’m interested in trying, based on the research I’ve seen so far.  There are a lot of health spas & resorts that would be VERY happy to take my money, but sorting out the good ones takes some time.  Here are my top picks, based on recommendations from the medical community & countless hours of online research.  Let me know if anyone has experience with these or if you know of one not mentioned.
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Rheumatoid Arthritis Tool Bag

Rheumatoid Arthritis can be a scary diagnosis, but fortunately there are TONS of resources available. I’ve had RA for five years & I’m certainly no expert, but I can share what I’ve learned so far.

START HERE  

Arthritis Foundation      
National organization whose mission is to guide families in developing personalized plans for living a full life.  Perfect starting point if you’ve recently been diagnosed.
RA Warrior
This blog was a life-saver for me during my first year of diagnosis, offering the perfect balance of science & personal stories.
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